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Valentine’s Day 2016: Safe Humorous Quotes, Best Quips on Romance, Dating, Love and Marriage

Guwahati: Actress Barsha Rani Bishaya at the special preview of `Nazrana Valentine`s Day Offer` an exclusive jewellery collections that will be on sale till 14th Feb in Guwahati on Feb. 4, 2015. (Photo: IANS)

Guwahati: Actress Barsha Rani Bishaya at the special preview of `Nazrana Valentine`s Day Offer` an exclusive jewellery collections that will be on sale till 14th Feb in Guwahati on Feb. 4, 2015. (Photo: IANS)

While the Valentine’s Day is not equally romantic for all, it is also an occasion to be at your best, if time demands despite your disinclination. Here are some quotes which are humorous and safe for use when you want to send to your chosen ones.

If you are celebrating the Valentine’s Day alone or with someone special this Sunday, these funny quotes about romance, dating, love and marriage to your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse or single friends can cheer them up for sure.

Top Funny Quotes for Valentine’s Day 2016:

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” –Albert Einstein

“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce

“It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” – Lucille Ball

“Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like, ‘Oh, Happy Valentine’s Day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that?” – Greg Giraldo

“Love is like a faucet, it turns off and on.” – Billie Holiday

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni

“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero

“Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day.” – Jay Leno

“Love is a grave mental disease” – Plato

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard

“There are only three things women need in life: Food, water and compliments.” – Chris Rock

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“Every year, girls are like, ‘This is the year I get diamonds!’” And guys are like, ‘This is the year I get a blowjob!’ Everybody’s disappointed.” – Aisha Tyler

“Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.” – Oscar Wilde

 

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